That Sports Girl Dictionary: Baseline Bimbo

You wouldn't believe the efforts I've seen from women looking to score a professional athlete while they're actually playing a game. It's kind of sad when you think about it because if these ladies applied a similar effort to their work, they'd be wildly successful.



For the most part, these women are gorgeous, beautifully dressed and are never shy. They'd be great sales people.

From two strippers shouting "HORNY FOR THREE" when their favorite basketball player would hit 3-pointers to Gheorghe Muresan (Google him) getting a woman's number courtside during a game, there's no limit to what one might encounter.

I have even been propositioned by them. Minds out of the gutter: I have been offered free clothing by couture sales associates and money in exchange for my credential in order for these ladies to gain access to players locker rooms.

This is not limited to basketball, although basketball players are the easiest ones with which to mingle while they're working. Baseball has Ballpark Bimbos. Football has Sideline Bimbos. Hockey? They definitely have bimbos but I'm not sure what we'd call them. Glass bimbos?

Regardless, whatever they're doing it works because they keep doing it....and succeeding.